Freebsd Fortunes 4

I come from a small town whose population never changed.  Each time
a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
                -- Michael Prichard

I consider a new device or technology to have been
culturally accepted when it has been used to commit a murder.
                -- M. Gallaher

I consider the day misspent that I am not
either charged with a crime, or arrested for one.
                -- "Ratsy" Tourbillon

I could never learn to like her --
except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
                -- Mark Twain

I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.  Except perhaps the
time I found out that M&Ms really DO melt in your hand.
                -- Peter Oakley

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.  I don't see why
I should have to believe in it in this one.
                -- Strange de Jim

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
                -- Bart Simpson

I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.
But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired.
                -- Rita Gain