Daily Fortunes

Jul 19, 2016

We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance...
We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. (Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates)

We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will...
We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated. (seen in someone's .signature)

We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so...
We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours! (Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan)

We come to bury DOS, not to praise it. (Paul Vojta,...
We come to bury DOS, not to praise it. (Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare)

We use Linux for all our mission-critical applications. Having...
We use Linux for all our mission-critical applications. Having the source code means that we are not held hostage by anyone's support department. (Russell Nelson, President of Crynwr Software)

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