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Jul 11, 2016

Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.

Drop that pickle!
Drop that pickle!

Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past...
Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past. -- The Adventurer

Duckies are fun!
Duckies are fun!

Ducks? What ducks??
Ducks? What ducks??
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