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Jul 10, 2016

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether...
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. -- Joseph Heller

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair...
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"

I'd never cry if I did find A blue whale in...
I'd never cry if I did find A blue whale in my soup... Nor would I mind a porcupine Inside a chicken coop. Yes life is fine when things combine, Like ham in beef chow mein... But lord, this time I think I mind, They've put acid in my rain...

I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as...
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx

I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic...
I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough. Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had. -- Brenda Starr

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