Daily FortunesJul 12, 2016
"We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off,...
"We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb
your cities."
-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_
Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
"You know, we've won awards for this crap."
-- David...
"You know, we've won awards for this crap."
-- David Letterman
It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more...
It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein
A good USENET motto would be:
a. "Together, a strong...
A good USENET motto would be:
a. "Together, a strong community."
b. "Computers R Us."
c. "I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just screw around for a while on
company time."
-- A Sane Man
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