Daily Fortunes

Jul 31, 2016

Patch griefs with proverbs. -- William...
Patch griefs with proverbs. -- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"

Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than...
Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves possess. -- Gandalf the Grey [J.R.R. Tolkien, "Lord of the Rings"]

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will...
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author -- Mark Twain, "Tom Sawyer"

question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm...
question = ( to ) ? be : ! be; -- Wm. Shakespeare

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were...
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

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