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Jul 25, 2016

Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading:...
Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading: Was it done, is it being done, or is something to be done? Reports are now written in four tenses: past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense. Watch for novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmar),...

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which...
Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.

Trying to establish voice contact ... please yell into...
Trying to establish voice contact ... please yell into keyboard.

Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine of White Plains,...
Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine of White Plains, New York, was performing her normal housekeeping routines. She was interrupted by British soldiers who, rallying to the call of their supervisor, General Hughes, sought to gain control of the voter registration lists...

Type louder, please.
Type louder, please.

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