Daily Fortunes

Aug 6, 2016

"I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket...
"I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don't let appearances fool you. I'm approaching old age ... at the speed of light." -- Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent...
I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. -- Ashleigh Brilliant

I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. --...
I never killed a man that didn't deserve it. -- Mickey Cohen

I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take...
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest. -- Alexandre Dumas, fils

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