Daily FortunesAug 27, 2016
The First Rule of Program Optimization:
Don't...
The First Rule of Program Optimization:
Don't do it.
The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):
Don't do it yet.
-- Michael Jackson
The five rules of Socialism:
(1) Don't think...
The five rules of Socialism:
(1) Don't think.
(2) If you do think, don't speak.
(3) If you think and speak, don't write.
(4) If you think, speak and write, don't sign.
(5) If you think, speak, write and sign, don't be surprised...
The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws:
(1)...
The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws:
(1) You can't push on a string.
(2) Ain't no free lunches.
(3) Them as has, gets.
(4) You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all.
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences:
He who has...
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences:
He who has the gold makes the rules.
The Gordian Maxim:
If a string has one end, it...
The Gordian Maxim:
If a string has one end, it has another.
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