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Aug 13, 2016

"Anything created must necessarily be inferior to...
"Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator." -- Claude Shouse "Einstein's mother must have been one heck of a physicist." -- Joseph C. Wang

Anything cut to length will be too short.
Anything cut to length will be too short.

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking...
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse

Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence...
Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers. -- David Parnas

"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved...
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls." -- Matt Cartmill

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