Daily Fortunes

Aug 14, 2016

If you're carrying a torch, put it down. The Olympics...
If you're carrying a torch, put it down. The Olympics are over.

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating...
In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression. In America we call it golf.

In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World...
In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series just something that came later. -- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner

It gets late early out there. -- Yogi Berra
It gets late early out there. -- Yogi Berra

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than...
It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another -- but which one? Differences are crucial. -- Lazarus Long

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