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Aug 31, 2016

Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.
Men live for three things, fast cars, fast women and fast food.

Men never make passes at girls wearing glasses...
Men never make passes at girls wearing glasses. -- Dorothy Parker

Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.
Men of quality are not afraid of women for equality.

Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what...
Men say of women what pleases them; women do with men what pleases them. -- DeSegur

Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
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