The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even remember her first husband.
The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.
The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear. -- Sophia Loren
The glances over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Don't seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will at least last until we've finished building it.
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.
The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it is your move. -- Frank Crane
The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: He who has the gold makes the rules.
The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good. -- John Barrymore