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The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even
remember her first husband.
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The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.
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The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
-- Sophia Loren
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The glances over cocktails
That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over Shredded Wheat
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The goal of Computer Science is to build something
that will at least last until we've finished building it.
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The goal of science is to build better mousetraps.
The goal of nature is to build better mice.
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The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
They gave him love and he invented marriage.
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The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it
is your move.
-- Frank Crane
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The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences:
He who has the gold makes the rules.
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The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
-- John Barrymore