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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  593 of 2171

The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
                -- Sophia Loren
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  594 of 2171

The glances over cocktails
That seemed to be so sweet
Don't seem quite so amorous
Over Shredded Wheat
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  595 of 2171

The goal of Computer Science is to build something
that will at least last until we've finished building it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  596 of 2171

The goal of science is to build better mousetraps.
The goal of nature is to build better mice.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  597 of 2171

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines.
They gave him love and he invented marriage.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  598 of 2171

The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it
is your move.
                -- Frank Crane
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  599 of 2171

The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences:
        He who has the gold makes the rules.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  600 of 2171

The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got
to be good.
                -- John Barrymore
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  601 of 2171

The good (I am convinced, for one)
Is but the bad one leaves undone.
Once your reputation's done
You can live a life of fun.
                -- Wilhelm Busch
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  602 of 2171

The good life was so elusive
It really got me down
I had to regain some confidence
So I got into camaflouge
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