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Bilbo's First Law:
        You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  400 of 2182

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
                -- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.
 
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Billy:  Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
        generation to generation?
Mom:    Yes?
Billy:  Well, this generation dropped it.
 
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Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise,
and you'll be Gary, Indiana.
                -- Jessie, "Greaser's Palace"
 
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Bing's Rule:
        Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.
 
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Biology grows on you.
 
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Biology is the only science in which
multiplication means the same thing as division.
 
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Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
                -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"
 
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Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
 
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birth, n:
        The first and direst of all disasters.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
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