Freebsd Fortunes 3

Bilbo's First Law:
        You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
                -- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.

Billy:  Mom, you know that vase you said was handed down from
        generation to generation?
Mom:    Yes?
Billy:  Well, this generation dropped it.

Bingo, gas station, hamburger with a side order of airplane noise,
and you'll be Gary, Indiana.
                -- Jessie, "Greaser's Palace"

Bing's Rule:
        Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.

Biology grows on you.

Biology is the only science in which
multiplication means the same thing as division.

Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
                -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"

Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.

birth, n:
        The first and direst of all disasters.
                -- Ambrose Bierce