Daily Fortunes

Oct 6, 2007

Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably...
Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human...
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house. -- Lazarus Long

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with...
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. -- R. Heinlein

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head...
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. -- Samuel Goldwyn

Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel...
Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?" is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime mold!" in the mouth of a hotel...

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