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Law of the Yukon:
        Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2112 of 2327

Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
                -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2113 of 2327

Lawful Dungeon Master -- and they're MY laws!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2114 of 2327

Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2115 of 2327

Laws are like sausages.  It's better not to see them being made.
                -- Otto von Bismarck
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2116 of 2327

Laws of Computer Programming:
        1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
        2. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
        3. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
        4. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
        5. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
        6. The value of a program is proportional the weight of its output.
        7. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of
                the programmer who must maintain it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2117 of 2327

LAWSUIT:
        A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2118 of 2327

Lawyer's Rule:
        When the law is against you, argue the facts.
        When the facts are against you, argue the law.
        When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2119 of 2327

Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
                -- S.J. Perelman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2120 of 2327

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
                -- Shakespeare
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