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Law of the Yukon:
Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.
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Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Lawful Dungeon Master -- and they're MY laws!
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Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.
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Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck
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Laws of Computer Programming:
1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
2. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
3. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
4. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
5. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
6. The value of a program is proportional the weight of its output.
7. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of
the programmer who must maintain it.
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A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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When the law is against you, argue the facts.
When the facts are against you, argue the law.
When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.
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Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
-- S.J. Perelman
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Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".