Freebsd Fortunes 4

Law of the Jungle:
        He who hesitates is lunch.

Law of the Yukon:
        Only the lead dog gets a change of scenery.

Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
                -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Lawful Dungeon Master -- and they're MY laws!

Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk.

Laws are like sausages.  It's better not to see them being made.
                -- Otto von Bismarck

Laws of Computer Programming:
        1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
        2. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
        3. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
        4. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
        5. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
        6. The value of a program is proportional the weight of its output.
        7. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of
                the programmer who must maintain it.

LAWSUIT:
        A machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Lawyer's Rule:
        When the law is against you, argue the facts.
        When the facts are against you, argue the law.
        When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.

Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
                -- S.J. Perelman