Freebsd Fortunes

Anyone can make an omelet with eggs.  The trick is to make one with
none.

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.  At best he
is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not
make messes in the house.
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
                -- Samuel Goldwyn

Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad.
                -- W. C. Fields

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no
account be allowed to do the job.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never
tried taking candy from a baby.
                -- Robin Hood

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.  The label means the
price went up.  The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
means the price went way up.

Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing