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Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he
is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not
make messes in the house.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
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Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad.
-- W. C. Fields
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no
account be allowed to do the job.
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never
tried taking candy from a baby.
-- Robin Hood
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Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
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Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the
price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
means the price went way up.
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Freebsd Fortunes: 459 of 3566 |
Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
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Freebsd Fortunes: 461 of 3566 |
"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
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