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Dec 27, 2012

... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.
... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.

And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
And I alone am returned to wag the tail.

Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure...
Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure. -- Milt Barber

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked...
Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

Are we not men?
Are we not men?
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