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Oct 20, 2013

Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity,...
Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity, but never a man who misses one. -- Charles De Talleyrand-Perigord

Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They...
Women treat us just as humanity treats its gods. They worship us and are always bothering us to do something for them. -- Wilde

Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them...
Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry. -- Mort Sahl

Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them...
Women waste men's lives and think they have indemnified them by a few gracious words. -- Balzac

Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of...
Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced attorney. -- Balzac

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