Daily Fortunes

Jul 2, 2013

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food:...
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone? ...
Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone? -- Jimmy Durante

Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic...
Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic condition? We spent years of wild buying on credit, everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not, and now we are having to pay for it, howling like a pet coon. This would be a great world to dance in...

Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this...
Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle? -- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program

Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when...
Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelais

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