Daily Fortunes

Aug 25, 2013

Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed...
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin...

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same...
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time." -- Steven Wright

Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living...
Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle made of teeth. It was the kind of mental picture you tried to forget. Unsuccessfully. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

Romeo wasn't bilked in a day. -- Walt Kelly,...
Romeo wasn't bilked in a day. -- Walt Kelly, "Ten Ever-Lovin' Blue-Eyed Years With Pogo"

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their...
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. -- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every Teen Should Know"

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