Daily FortunesMay 25, 2013
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down...
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong...
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our
offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at...
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing,
each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other
has gone.
It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in...
It seems these two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air
balloon to cross the United States. After forty hours in the air, George
turned to Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've drifted off course! We
need to find out where we are."
Harry...
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Daily Fortunes for May 25, 2013
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