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QOTD:
"The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its
neck to get the dog to play with it."
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| Linux Definitions: 818 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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| Linux Definitions: 819 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."
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| Linux Definitions: 820 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the
left."
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| Linux Definitions: 821 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"Unlucky? If I bought a pumpkin farm, they'd cancel Halloween."
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| Linux Definitions: 822 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you
think he was broken!"
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| Linux Definitions: 823 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding
when I mess things up."
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| Linux Definitions: 824 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"What women and psychologists call `dropping your armor', we call
"baring your neck."
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| Linux Definitions: 825 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"When she hauled ass, it took three trips."
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| Linux Definitions: 826 of 1105 |
QOTD:
"Who? Me? No, no, NO!! But I do sell rugs."
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