Daily Fortunes

Dec 28, 2015

The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never...
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle: You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.

The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like...
The herd instinct among economists makes sheep look like independent thinkers.

The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation...
The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back, which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus. Guaranteed to be at least 5000 years old."

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in...
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best". -- H. Allen Smith

"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat...
"The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see." -- Monty Python

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