Daily Fortunes

Mar 28, 2015

That component of any circuit which has the shortest service...
That component of any circuit which has the shortest service life will be placed in the least accessible location.

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which...
Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which at still under development.

Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors...
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

Office machines which function perfectly during normal business...
Office machines which function perfectly during normal business hours will break down when you return to the office at night to use them for personal business.

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when...
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

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