Daily Fortunes

Sep 28, 2015

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. -- I have to sit up with a sick ant. -- I'm trying to be less popular. -- My bathroom tiles need grouting. -- I'm waiting...

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to floss my cat. -- I've dedicated my life to linguini. -- I need to spend more time with my blender. -- It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People. -- It's my night...

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. -- I'm...

Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... --...
Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting. -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps. -- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. -- I'm staying home to work on my cottage...

Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?
Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?

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