Daily Fortunes

Jun 28, 2015

A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of...
A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that grew in the ears themselvse, stuck out on either side like turn signals indicating two directions at once. Full, pursed...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because...
A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday. -- Russell Baker

A guilty conscience is the mother of invention...
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. -- Carolyn Wells

A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose...
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.

A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.

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