Daily Fortunes

May 28, 2015

Pudder's Law: Anything that begins well will...
Pudder's Law: Anything that begins well will end badly. (Note: The converse of Pudder's law is not true.)

Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa.
Punning is the worst vice, and there's no vice versa.

Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed...
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin...

PURGE COMPLETE.
PURGE COMPLETE.

PURITAN: Someone who is deathly afraid that ...
PURITAN: Someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere, is having fun.

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