Daily FortunesAug 10, 2016
Information Processing:
What you call data processing...
Information Processing:
What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with
it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.
Ingrate, n.:
A man who bites the hand that feeds him,...
Ingrate, n.:
A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of
indigestion.
ink, n.:
A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron,...
ink, n.:
A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic,
and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of
idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
-- H.L. Mencken
innovate, v.:
To annoy people.
innovate, v.:
To annoy people.
insecurity, n.:
Finding out that you've mispronounced...
insecurity, n.:
Finding out that you've mispronounced for years one of your
favorite words.
Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to
the person who told it to you.
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