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Freebsd Fortunes:  1401 of 3566

"I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do
was to go away."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1402 of 3566

"I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1403 of 3566

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1404 of 3566

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
                -- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1405 of 3566

"I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the
kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled
substances being in widespread use.  Back then, there were no
restrictions, in terms of talent, on who could make an album, so we
made one, and it sounds like a group of people who have been given
powerful but unfamiliar instruments as a therapy for a degenerative
nerve disease."
                -- Dave Barry, "The Snake"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1406 of 3566

I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1407 of 3566

"I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral
slob."
                -- William F. Buckley
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1408 of 3566

I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.  I realize that
the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional
congresspersons to concern themselves with things like the MX missile
so we can be free to concern ourselves with getting hold of the
plumber.

But from time to time, I feel I must address major public issues such
as this, because in a free and open society, where the very future of
the world hinges on decisions made by our elected leaders, you never
win large cash journalism awards if you stick to the topics I usually
write about, such as nose-picking.
                -- Dave Barry, "At Last, the Ultimate Deterrent Against
                   Political Fallout"
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1409 of 3566

I really hate this damned machine
I wish that they would sell it.
It never does quite what I want
But only what I tell it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes:  1410 of 3566

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
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