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"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a
week sometimes to make it up."
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
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I must have slipped a disk -- my pack hurts
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"I never fail to convince an audience that the best thing they could do
was to go away."
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"I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."
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I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!"
-- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)
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"I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the
kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled
substances being in widespread use. Back then, there were no
restrictions, in terms of talent, on who could make an album, so we
made one, and it sounds like a group of people who have been given
powerful but unfamiliar instruments as a therapy for a degenerative
-- Dave Barry, "The Snake"
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I predict that today will be remembered until tomorrow!
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"I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral
-- William F. Buckley