| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1849 of 2327 |
It's Like This
Even the samurai
have teddy bears,
and even the teddy bears
get drunk.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1850 of 2327 |
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because
you're going in the wrong direction.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1851 of 2327 |
It's multiple choice time...
What is FORTRAN?
a: Between thre and fiv tran.
b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
c: Ridiculous.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1852 of 2327 |
Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence.
It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.
-- Mark Twain
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1853 of 2327 |
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1854 of 2327 |
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1855 of 2327 |
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1856 of 2327 |
It's not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon.
-- Tom Lehrer
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1857 of 2327 |
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
-- Phil White
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1858 of 2327 |
It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.
-- Kevin White, Mayor of Boston
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