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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1018 of 2298

On the night before her family moved from Kansas to California, the little
girl knelt by her bed to say her prayers.  "God bless Mommy and Daddy and
Keith and Kim," she said.  As she began to get up, she quickly added, "Oh,
and God, this is goodbye.  We're moving to Hollywood."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1019 of 2298

On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1020 of 2298

On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without
a purpose, but never without a POINT.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1021 of 2298

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
                -- W.C. Fields' epitaph
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1022 of 2298

On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!], "Pray, Mr.
Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers
come out?"  I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of
ideas that could provoke such a question.
                -- Charles Babbage
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1023 of 2298

Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,
and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
                -- W.C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1024 of 2298

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
                -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1025 of 2298

Once, adv.: Enough.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1026 of 2298

Once again dread deed is done.
Canon sleeps,
his all-knowing eye shaded
to human chance and circumstance.
Peace reigns anew o'er Pine Valley,
but Canon's sleep is troubled.

Beware, scant days past the Ides of July.
Impatient hands wait eagerly
to grasp, to hold
scant moments of time
wrested from life in the full
glory of Canon's power;
held captive by his unblinking eye.

Three golden orbs stand watch;
one each to toll the day, hour, minute
until predestiny decrees his reawakening.
When that feared moment arives,
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee."
                -- "I extended the loan on your Camera, at the Pine
                   Valley Pawn Shop today"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1027 of 2298

Once Again From the Top

Correction notice in the Miami Herald: "Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously
reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman
in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982 and
lost the money in a land swindle, that he had been charged with vehicular
homicide, but acquitted because his mother said she drove the car, and that
he stated that the funniest thing he ever saw was Flipper spouting water on
George Wilson.  Each of these items was erroneous material published
inadvertently.  He was not an insurance salesman in Raleigh, did not win the
lottery, neither he nor his mother was charged or involved in any way with
vehicular homicide, and he made no comment about Flipper or George Wilson.
The Herald regrets the errors."
                -- "The Progressive", March, 1987
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