| Freebsd Limericks: 103 of 860 |
A lady, while dining in Crewe,
Found an elephant's whang in her stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
Or wave it about
Or the others will ask for one, too."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 104 of 860 |
A lady who signs herself "Vexed"
Writes to say she believes she's been hexed:
"I don't mind my shins
Being stuck full of pins,
But I fear I am coming unsexed."
-- Edward Gorey
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| Freebsd Limericks: 105 of 860 |
A lady with features cherubic
Was famed for her area pubic.
When they asked her its size
She replied in surprise,
"Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"
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| Freebsd Limericks: 106 of 860 |
A lass at the foot of her class
Asked a brainier chick how to pass.
She replied, "With no fuss
You can get a B-plus,
By letting the prof pat your ass."
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| Freebsd Limericks: 107 of 860 |
A lecherous barkeep named Dale,
After fucking his favorite female,
Mixed Drambuie and scotch
With the cream in her crotch
For a lustier, Rusty-er Nail.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 108 of 860 |
A licentious old justice of Salem
Used to catch all the harlots and jail 'em.
But instead of a fine
He would stand them in line,
With his common-law tool to impale 'em.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 109 of 860 |
A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 110 of 860 |
A linguist thought it a farce
That memory space was so sparse.
One day they increased it.
Said he as he seized it:
"At last! Enough core for the parse".
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| Freebsd Limericks: 111 of 860 |
A lonely young lad of Eton
Used always to sleep with the heat on,
Till he ran into a lass
Who showed him her ass --
Now they sleep with only a sheet on.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 112 of 860 |
A lovely young diver named Nancy,
Wore a bikini bottom quite chancy,
The fish of Bonaire,
Watched her Derriere,
And the sea fans all tickled her fancy.
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