Freebsd Limericks

There was a young man with a fiddle
Who asked of his girl, "Do you diddle?"
        She replied, "Yes, I do,
        But prefer to with two --
It's twice as much fun in the middle."

There was a young man with a prick
Which into his wife he would stick
        Every morning and night
        If it stood up all right --
Not a very remarkable trick.

His wife had a nice little cunt:
It was hairy, and soft, and in front,
        And with this she would fuck him,
        Though sometimes she'd suck him --
A charming, if commonplace, stunt.

There was a young man with one foot
Who had a very long root.
        If he used this peg
        As an extra leg
Is a question exceedingly moot.

There was a young miss from Johore
Who'd lie on a mat on the floor;
        In a manner uncanny
        She'd wobble her fanny,
And drain your nuts dry to the core.

There was a young monk from Siberia
Whose life got drearia' and drearia'
        Till he did to a nun
        What shouldn't be done
And made her a mother superia'.

There was a young monk from Tibet
And this is the damnedest one yet
        His cock was so long
        And incredibly strong
That he buggered six Greeks en brochette.

There was a young monk in Siberia,
Whose morals were very inferior,
        He jumped on a nun
        Which he shouldn't have done,
And now she's a Mother Superior.

There was a young monk of Dundee
Who complained that it hurt him to pee,
        He said, "Pax vobiscum,
        Now why won't the piss come?
I'm afraid I've the c-l-a-p."

There was a young parson of Harwich,
Tried to grind his betrothed in a carriage.
        She said, "No, you young goose,
        Just try self-abuse.
And the other we'll try after marriage."

There was a young peasant named Gorse
Who fell madly in love with his horse.
        Said his wife, "You rapscallion,
        That horse is a stallion --
This constitutes grounds for divorce."