| Freebsd Limericks: 51 of 860 |
A farmer I know named O'Doole
Had a long and incredible tool.
He can use it to plow,
Or to diddle a cow,
Or just as a cue-stick at pool.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 52 of 860 |
A fellatrix's healthful condition
Proved the value of spunk as nutrition.
Her remarkable diet
(I suggest that you try it)
Was only her clients' emission.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 53 of 860 |
A fellow whose surname was Hunt
Trained his cock to perform a slick stunt:
This versatile spout
Could be turned inside out,
Like a glove, and be used as a cunt.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 54 of 860 |
A fisherman off of Cape Cod
Said, "I'll bugger that tuna, by God!"
But the high-minded fish
Resented his wish,
And nimbly swam off with his rod.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 55 of 860 |
A foolish geologist from Kissen
Just didn't know what he was missin',
By studying rock
And neglecting his cock,
And using it merely for pissin'.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 56 of 860 |
A Frenchman who lived in Alsace
Had sex with a virgin named Grace.
When he popped her cherry,
She made things hairy
By bleeding all over his face.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 57 of 860 |
A frustrated lady named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits were in Dallas.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 58 of 860 |
A gay young prince from Morocco
Made love in a manner rococco.
He painted his penis
To resemble a venus
And flavored his semen with cocoa.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 59 of 860 |
A geneticist living in Delft
Scientifically played with himself,
And when he was done
He labled it: son,
And filed him away on a shelf.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 60 of 860 |
A geneticist living in Delft
Scientifically played with himself,
And when he was done
He labled it: son,
And filed him away on a shelf.
A gentleman, otherwise meek,
Detested with passion the leek;
When offered one out
He dealt such a clout
To the maid, she was down for a week.
-- Edward Gorey
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