Freebsd Limericks

A lady who signs herself "Vexed"
Writes to say she believes she's been hexed:
        "I don't mind my shins
        Being stuck full of pins,
But I fear I am coming unsexed."
                -- Edward Gorey

A lady with features cherubic
Was famed for her area pubic.
        When they asked her its size
        She replied in surprise,
"Are you speaking of square feet, or cubic?"

A lass at the foot of her class
Asked a brainier chick how to pass.
        She replied, "With no fuss
        You can get a B-plus,
By letting the prof pat your ass."

A lecherous barkeep named Dale,
After fucking his favorite female,
        Mixed Drambuie and scotch
        With the cream in her crotch
For a lustier, Rusty-er Nail.

A licentious old justice of Salem
Used to catch all the harlots and jail 'em.
        But instead of a fine
        He would stand them in line,
With his common-law tool to impale 'em.

A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
        But the good ones I've seen
        So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

A linguist thought it a farce
That memory space was so sparse.
        One day they increased it.
        Said he as he seized it:
"At last! Enough core for the parse".

A lonely young lad of Eton
Used always to sleep with the heat on,
        Till he ran into a lass
        Who showed him her ass --
Now they sleep with only a sheet on.

A lovely young diver named Nancy,
Wore a bikini bottom quite chancy,
        The fish of Bonaire,
        Watched her Derriere,
And the sea fans all tickled her fancy.

A lovely young maid from St. Jude
Once rode through the streets in the nude.
        The police cried, "Whatam--
        Agnificent bottom"
And slapped it as hard as they could.