| Freebsd Limericks: 107 of 860 |
A lecherous barkeep named Dale,
After fucking his favorite female,
Mixed Drambuie and scotch
With the cream in her crotch
For a lustier, Rusty-er Nail.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 108 of 860 |
A licentious old justice of Salem
Used to catch all the harlots and jail 'em.
But instead of a fine
He would stand them in line,
With his common-law tool to impale 'em.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 109 of 860 |
A limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 110 of 860 |
A linguist thought it a farce
That memory space was so sparse.
One day they increased it.
Said he as he seized it:
"At last! Enough core for the parse".
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| Freebsd Limericks: 111 of 860 |
A lonely young lad of Eton
Used always to sleep with the heat on,
Till he ran into a lass
Who showed him her ass --
Now they sleep with only a sheet on.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 112 of 860 |
A lovely young diver named Nancy,
Wore a bikini bottom quite chancy,
The fish of Bonaire,
Watched her Derriere,
And the sea fans all tickled her fancy.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 113 of 860 |
A lovely young maid from St. Jude
Once rode through the streets in the nude.
The police cried, "Whatam--
Agnificent bottom"
And slapped it as hard as they could.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 114 of 860 |
A lovely young maid from St. Jude
Once rode through the streets in the nude.
The police cried, "Whatam--
Agnificent bottom"
And slapped it as hard as they cude.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 115 of 860 |
A lusty young maid from Seattle
Got pleasure by sleeping with cattle;
Till she found a bull
Who filled her so full
It made both her ovaries rattle.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 116 of 860 |
A lusty young woodsman of Maine
For years with no woman had lain,
But he found sublimation
At a high elevation
In the crotch of a pine -- God, the pain!
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