Freebsd Limericks: 150 of 860 |
A pretty wife living in Tours
Demanded her daily amour.
But the husband said, "No!
It's to much. Let it go!
My backsides are dragging the floor."
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Freebsd Limericks: 151 of 860 |
A pretty young boy known as Kevin
Was raped in a pasture by seven
Lascivious beasts
(Oh, those Anglican priests)
And such is the Kingdom of Heaven.
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Freebsd Limericks: 152 of 860 |
A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
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Freebsd Limericks: 153 of 860 |
A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.
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Freebsd Limericks: 154 of 860 |
A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole-
Ms. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.
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Freebsd Limericks: 155 of 860 |
A pretty young lady named Vogel
Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole
Nosed into her hole --
Ms. Vogel's okay, but the mole's ill.
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Freebsd Limericks: 156 of 860 |
A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance."
She let herself go
For an hour or so,
And now all her sisters are aunts.
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Freebsd Limericks: 157 of 860 |
A princess who lived near a bog
Met a prince in the form of a frog.
Now she and her prince
Are the parents of quints,
Four boys and one fine polliwog.
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Freebsd Limericks: 158 of 860 |
A princess who reigned in Baroda
Made her home on a purple pagoda.
She festooned the walls
Of her halls with the balls
And the tools of the fools who be-stroda'.
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Freebsd Limericks: 159 of 860 |
A programmer down in Moline
Said, I'm the match for any machine.
My secret's aversion,
To loops and recursion,
Just acres of in-line routine.
-- W.J. Wilson
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