| Freebsd Limericks: 182 of 860 |
A stout Gaelic warrior, McPherson,
Was having a captive, a person
Who was not averse
Though she had the curse,
And he'd breeches of bristling furs on.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 183 of 860 |
A structured programmer named Drew
Was intensely turned on by "goto".
When he saw it in code
He'd shoot off his load.
It's a good thing his shop used so few.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 184 of 860 |
A studious professor named Nestor
Bet a whore all his books that he could best her.
But she drained out his balls
And skipped up the walls,
Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 185 of 860 |
A sweetheart named Teresa Arden
Went down on her beau in the garden.
He said, "Good lord, Tess,
Don't swallow that mess "
And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?"
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| Freebsd Limericks: 186 of 860 |
A sweetheart named Teresa Arden
Went down on her beau in the garden.
He said, "Good lord, Tess,
Don't swallow that mess!"
And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?"
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| Freebsd Limericks: 187 of 860 |
A systems programmer named Sprotic
Found his software intensely erotic.
In jealous distress
He wiped his OS.
It's possible that he's psychotic.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 188 of 860 |
A talented fuckstress, Miss Chisholm,
Was renowned for her fine paroxysm.
While the man detumesced
She still spent on with zest,
Her rapture sheer anachronism.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 189 of 860 |
A talented girl from Detroit
Could fuck you in ways quite adroit.
She could squeeze her vagina
To a pin-point or finer
Or open it out like a quoit.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 190 of 860 |
A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called te umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits
The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
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| Freebsd Limericks: 191 of 860 |
A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire blind out of malice.
While this worthy had fits
The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
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