Freebsd Limericks

A tired young trollop of Nome
Was worn out from her toes to her dome.
        Eight miners came screwing,
        But she said, "Nothing doing;
One of you has to go home!"

A trapper named Francois Lefebrve
Once captured and buggered a beabrve.
        The result of this fuck
        Was a three titted duck,
A canoe, and an Irish retriebrve.

A tutor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tutors to toot
        Said the two to the tutor:
        "Is it harder to toot or
To tutor two tutors to toot"

A vengeful technician named Schmitz
Caused a disk drive to go on the fritz.
        He covered the platter
        With bats' fecal matter.
Now it's seek time is really the pits.

A very intelligent turtle
Found programming UNIX a hurdle
        The system, you see,
        Ran as slow as did he,
And that's not saying much for the turtle.

A very odd pair are the Pitts:
His balls are as large as her tits,
        Her tits are as large
        As an invasion barge--
Neither knows how the other cohabits.

A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
        Said, "Heavens above!
        I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile."

A water pipe suited miss Hunt;
She used it for many a bunt.
        But the unlucky wench
        Got it caught in her trench ---
It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench,
To get the thing out of her cunt.

A water pipe suited miss Hunt;
She used it for many a bunt.
        But the unlucky wench
        Got it caught in her trench ---
It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench,
To get the thing out of her cunt.

A weary old lecher named Blott
Took a luscious young blond to his yacht.
        Too lazy to rape her,
        He made darts out of paper,
Which he leisurely tossed at her twat.