Freebsd Limericks: 394 of 860 |
There once was a son-of-a-bitch,
Neither clever, nor handsome, nor rich,
Yet the girls he would dazzle,
And fuck to a frazzle,
And then ditch them, the son-of-a-bitch!
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Freebsd Limericks: 395 of 860 |
There once was a spaceman named Spock
Who had a huge Vulcanized cock.
A girl from Missouri
Whose name was Uhura
Just fainted away from the shock.
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Freebsd Limericks: 396 of 860 |
There once was a Swede in Minneapolis,
Discovered his sex life was hapless:
The more he would screw
The more he'd want to,
And he feared he would soon be quite sapless.
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Freebsd Limericks: 397 of 860 |
There once was a Usenetter named Mark,
Whose gender was kept in the dark.
He/she/it said with a nod,
"My ancestors were odd!"
Did Noah need two for the ark?
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Freebsd Limericks: 398 of 860 |
There once was a whore from Regina
Who had a stupendous vagina.
To save herself time,
She had six at a time,
And another one working behind her.
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Freebsd Limericks: 399 of 860 |
There once was a woman from Arden
Who sucked off a man in a garden.
He said, "My dear Flo,
Where does all that stuff go?"
And she said, "[Swallow hard] I beg pardon?"
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Freebsd Limericks: 400 of 860 |
There once was a yokel of Beaconsfield
Engaged to look after the deacon's field,
But he lurked in the ditches
And diddled the bitches
Who happened to cross that antique 'un's field.
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Freebsd Limericks: 401 of 860 |
There once was a young fellow named Blaine,
And he screwed some disgusting old jane.
She was ugly and smelly,
With an awful pot-belly,
But... well, they were caught in the rain.
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Freebsd Limericks: 402 of 860 |
There once was a young girl from Natches
Who chanced to be born with two snatches
She often said, "Shit!
I'd give either tit
For a guy with equipment that matches."
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Freebsd Limericks: 403 of 860 |
There once was a young man from Boston
Who drove around town in an Austin,
There was room for his ass,
And a gallon of gas,
So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.
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