Freebsd Limericks

There was a young fellow named Bill,
Who took an atomic pill,
        His navel corroded,
        His asshole exploded,
And they found his nuts in Brazil.

There was a young fellow named Blaine,
And he screwed some disgusting old jane.
        She was ugly and smelly
        With an awful pot-belly,
But... well, they were caught in the rain.

There was a young fellow named Bliss
Whose sex life was strangely amiss,
        For even with Venus
        His recalcitrant penis
Would never do better than t
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There was a young fellow named Bowen
Whose pecker kept growin' and growin'.
        It grew so tremendous,
        So long and so pendulous,
'Twas no good for fuckin' -- just showin'.

There was a young fellow named Brewer
Whose girl made her home in a sewer.
        Thus he, the poor soul,
        Could get into her hole,
And still not be able to screw her!

There was a young fellow named Case
Who entered a cunt-lapping race.
        He licked his way clean
        Through Number thirteen,
But then slipped and got pissed in the face.

There was a young fellow named Charteris
Put his hand where his young lady's garter is.
        Said she, "I don't mind,
        And higher up you'll find
The place where my fucker and farter is."

There was a young fellow named Cribbs
Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
        They were inches apart,
        And to suck it took art,
While to fuck it took forty-two trips.

There was a young fellow named dick
Who had a magnificent prick.
        It was shaped like a prism
        And shot so much gism
It made every cocksucker sick.

There was a young fellow named Feeney
Whose girl was a terrible meany.
        The hatch of her snatch
        Had a catch that would latch
- She could only be screwed by Houdini.