Freebsd Limericks

There was a young fellow of Mayence
Who fucked his own arse in defiance
        Not only of custom
        And morals, dad-bust him,
But of most of the known laws of science.

There was a young fellow of Perth
Whose balls were the finest on earth.
        They grew to such size
        That one won a prize,
And goodness knows what they were worth.

There was a young fellow of Strensall
Whose prick was as sharp as a pencil.
        On the night of his wedding
        It went through the bedding,
And shattered the chamber utensil.

There was a young fellow of Warwick
Who had reason for feeling euphoric,
        For he could by election
        Have triune erection:
Ionic, Corinthian, and Doric.

There was a young fellow whose dong
Was prodigiously massive and long.
        On each side of his whang
        Two testes did hang
That attracted a curious throng.

There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know.
        A woman is fine,
        And a sheep is divine,
But a llama is Numero Uno."

There was a young gaucho named Bruno
Who said, "There is one thing I do know,
        Women are fine
        And children devine,
But the llama is numero uno."

There was a young German named Ringer
Who was screwing an opera singer.
        Said he with a grin,
        "Well, I've sure got it in!"
Said she, "You mean that ain't your finger?"

There was a young girl from Annista
Who dated a lecherous mister.
        He fondled her titty,
        Got one finger shitty,
Then screwed up his courage and kissed 'er.

There was a young girl from Decatur
Who was raped by an alligator.
        But no one quite knew
        How she relished that screw,
For after he screwed her, he ate her.