Freebsd Limericks: 55 of 860 |
A foolish geologist from Kissen
Just didn't know what he was missin',
By studying rock
And neglecting his cock,
And using it merely for pissin'.
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Freebsd Limericks: 56 of 860 |
A Frenchman who lived in Alsace
Had sex with a virgin named Grace.
When he popped her cherry,
She made things hairy
By bleeding all over his face.
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Freebsd Limericks: 57 of 860 |
A frustrated lady named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits were in Dallas.
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Freebsd Limericks: 58 of 860 |
A gay young prince from Morocco
Made love in a manner rococco.
He painted his penis
To resemble a venus
And flavored his semen with cocoa.
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Freebsd Limericks: 59 of 860 |
A geneticist living in Delft
Scientifically played with himself,
And when he was done
He labled it: son,
And filed him away on a shelf.
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Freebsd Limericks: 60 of 860 |
A geneticist living in Delft
Scientifically played with himself,
And when he was done
He labled it: son,
And filed him away on a shelf.
A gentleman, otherwise meek,
Detested with passion the leek;
When offered one out
He dealt such a clout
To the maid, she was down for a week.
-- Edward Gorey
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Freebsd Limericks: 61 of 860 |
A gentleman, otherwise meek,
Detested with passion the leek;
When offered one out
He dealt such a clout
To the maid, she was down for a week.
-- Edward Gorey
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Freebsd Limericks: 62 of 860 |
A german composer named Bruckner
Remarked to a lady while fuckener :
"Less lento, my dear,
With your cute little rear;
I like a hot presto when muckener!"
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Freebsd Limericks: 63 of 860 |
A gift was delivered to Laura
From a cousin who lived in Gomorrah;
Wrapped in tissue and crepe,
It was peeled, like a grape,
And emitted a pale, greenish aura.
-- Edward Gorey
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Freebsd Limericks: 64 of 860 |
A gifted young fellow from Sparta
Was widely renowned as a farta'.
He could fart anything
From "Of Thee I Sing,"
To Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."
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