Freebsd Limericks: 595 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Fleager
Who was terribly, terribly eager
To be all the rage
On the tragedy stage,
Though her talents were pitifully meagre.
-- Edward Gorey
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Freebsd Limericks: 596 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Flo
Whose lover had pulled out too slow.
So they tried it all night,
Till he got it just right...
Well, practice makes pregnant, you know.
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Freebsd Limericks: 597 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Flynn
Who thought fornication a sin,
But when she was tight
It seemed quite all right,
So everyone filled her with gin.
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Freebsd Limericks: 598 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Gilda
Who went on a date with a builder.
He said that he would,
And he could and he should,
And he did and it damn well near killed her.
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Freebsd Limericks: 599 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Gloria
Who was had by Sir Gerald Du Maurier,
And then by six men,
Sir Gerald again,
And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.
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Freebsd Limericks: 600 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Gloria,
Whose boyfriend said, "May I explore ya?"
She replied to the chap,
"I'll draw you a map,
Of where others have been to before ya."
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Freebsd Limericks: 601 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Grace
Who would not take a prick in her "place."
Though she'd kiss it and suck it,
She never would fuck it--
She just couldn't relax face-to-face.
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Freebsd Limericks: 602 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Hall,
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught on fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section, and all.
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Freebsd Limericks: 603 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Hatch
Who would always come through in a scratch.
If a guy wouldn't neck her,
She'd grab up his pecker
And shove the damn thing up her snatch.
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Freebsd Limericks: 604 of 860 |
There was a young lady named Mable
Who liked to sprawl out on the table,
Then cry to her man,
"Stuff in all you can --
Get your ballocks in, too, if you're able."
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