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Freebsd Limericks:  664 of 860

There was a young man from East Wubley
Whose cock was bifurcated doubly.
        Each quadruplicate shaft
        Had two balls hanging aft,
And the general effect was quite lovely.

There was a young man from Hong Kong
Who had a trifurcated prong:
        A small one for sucking,
        A large one for fucking,
And a `boney' for beating a gong.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  665 of 860

There was a young man from Glengozzle
Who found a remarkable fossil.
        He knew by the bend
        And the wart on the end,
'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  666 of 860

There was a young man from Jodhpur
Who found he could easily cure
        His dread diabetes
        By eating a foetus
Served up in a sauce of manure.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  667 of 860

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
        To save himself trouble
        He put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  668 of 860

There was a young man from Lynn
Whose cock was the size of a pin.
        Said his girl with a laugh
        As she felt his staff,
"This won't be much of a sin."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  669 of 860

There was a young man from Maine
Whose prick was as strong as a crane;
        It was almost as long,
        So he strolled with his dong
Extended in sunshine and rain.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  670 of 860

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
        But he looked in the glass,
        And saw his own ass,
And broke his neck trying to fuck it.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  671 of 860

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
        He said with a grin,
        While wiping his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  672 of 860

There was a young man from New Haven
Who had an affair with a raven.
        He said with a grin
        As he wiped off his chin,
"Nevermore!"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  673 of 860

There was a young man from Peru,
Who took a long trip by canoe.
        While staring at Venus,
        And rubbing his penis,
He wound up with a handful of goo.
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